Emily Bernard is a NJ based Senior Feature Writer & Saturday Night Live Recap Writer for Collider and studied History and English at The University of Scranton. She's pretty darn passionate about screenwriting, playwriting, and comedy. She's a Semi-Finalist in Flickers’ Rhode Island International Film Festival for her short screenplay and her feature screenplay is a Finalist for Best Comedy Feature Screenplay in the Houston Comedy Film Festival and a Semi-Finalist in the Big Apple Film Festival. Some of her current favorite shows include Succession, Hacks, Barry, Fargo, Killing Eve, and anything Kristen Wiig does, really. She's not totally sure how she feels about this whole "writing in the third person" thing, but it sounds more professional, so she's going to stick with it.
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“Apology not accepted, toddler.”
So that’s why he likes swords...
“When I was a child, we used to suck on pennies...and it was a delight.”
Hahn-estly, she is truly the best.
“Eight years. And the time keeps ticking.”
“Oh God. I just love surprises. So freakin’ effin’ excited!”
“I’m not Spider-Man. I’m Shang-Chi, b*tch!”
Things are about to get a lot more sandy.
“Yeah. I went to Yale.”
If only ‘Brazzos’ was a real series.
The name’s Block. Barry Block. (Well, actually, it’s Berkman.)
"Me! I want uppies!"
"Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city…"
This list has everything...
“[Ted Lasso]’s built around two things Americans hate: soccer and kindness.”
“Leave the guy alone, Clarice!”